Jonty's poems

best office moment ever hands down

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bluephoenix:

whitegrizzly:

Spawn point: Swamp

Companion: Chickens

Weapon: Bow

First kill: Ocelot (Damn, I’m a natural!)

Namesis: Chickens (Ok crap, I’m fucked…)

What happens: Herobrine (Can this get any worse?!)

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Wow….

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Well… my mate said you have to say one movie quote everytime when your having sex just as you cum. my reaction “are you saying coconuts migrate?”

myinsanebrain:

CHARACTER: The Janitor

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keepcalmandmosh:

YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS

I just watched it 20 times omg.

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I spent a whole night on a roof talking to my best mate over the phone and writing.

Results:

-Oh old friend.
I give a sigh as I sit here once again; On my roof looking to my oldest love.
Oh moon remember that time; Long long ago when I told you of my first real love.
I had only spoken to her once; I saw her dancing while I worked and knew it to be true.
I thought that in my innocence; That was what true love was and I told you so.
Moon why didn’t you tell me; Moon surely you knew I was but a pup?
Then again she never hurt me; At the time I hurt myself with my expectations.

-Alpha (beggining)-
So it was old friend as I remember it; I hurt myself with my so called love.
She was always, still is and will forever be; A stunning example of human beauty and kindness.
Well old friend time went on and as it did; as it always has and always will.
Time healed the injurys of my heart and mind; Though I always liked her.
I soon came to like others but the whole while; Kept a space in my heart for this girl now friend.
That space moved ever so slowly for a longing; Till it turned into a space I reserve for close friends.
I kept away from her so as not to hurt myself further; Oh friend how that didn’t help at all.
All it did was make us slowly but surely drift apart; How I often wished to call her back.

-The Bellicose (warlike)-
I no longer loved her in the same way; I just wished that puppy love didn’t stop us from being friends.
She was happy on her own moon; And soon I learnt to be the same even though I’m still not good at it.
About a year passed my friend; I fell in love again, What a joyouce idea that turned into.
She took out my heart and stomped on it for her amusement; My first love never did this to me.
I didn’t realise a single person could hurt you so as the second girl; Oh how it did hurt.
There have been others since; Girls ive tried to love but they all end up leaving me for others.
I occasionally see my first love moon, pride is a silly thing; When I saw her I was ashamed.
I hid and let her pass by; No wonder we wernt friends I am the main reason.

-Beati (blessed is the way)
Moon sorry, look how long I have been writing this; Its almost morning you will go soon.
I can’t talk to the sun like I talk to you moon; The sun lies he makes everything look to good.
You know moon, you know the truth; There are shadows everywhere and they mean no harm.
But let me continue the story moon; I started talking to her again moon.
She was sad moon, really sad; Could I make her happier than she is.
So I say what I think; I think thats most peoples problem they don’t say what they truely believe.
She smiles and laughes moon; My heart lights up and I can’t stop myself from laughing.
The rest of the night didn’t go that well moon; But that memorie is enought to keep me going.
Oh moon go now the sun is breaking; Don’t let it take your brightness away.
Goodbye moon.

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